story is to man as the pearl is to the oyster.

Of Harry Potter and Poker

Nerdy Olicity drabble, meant to be read post seeing Unthinkable 2x23. Enjoy.

221bpolicebox:

beinghumanin221b:

jupitereyed:

221bored:

nothing-rhymes-with-ianto:

inconvenient-carrot:

vanyapruverin:

midshipmankennedy:

fizzyginger:

bad-wolf-at-the-door:

lokis-army-at-221b:

starkmedical:

iamlevelseven:

[[Sonic Waterbottle.
The Lingerie Saleswoman
"Thanks darling"]]

[[Sonic Notebook.
The Disabled
"I look like crap, but I’m on my way~~"]]

Sonic Jeans
The unemployed
"shit son my mom is turning my phone off tomorrow"

Sonic Fork
The Lawyer
"But these are"

Sonic Brick (I can move my enemies to tears?)
The Lawyer
"<3 <3 <3 <3"

Sonic Hair (?)
The Caretaker
"Sorry I can’t be of more help."

sonic pen
The Nurse
"I should bring a big truck with a Canadian flag on it to France"

Sonic Pencil
The Accountant 
"I’ve lost one of Twiggy’s toys up a tree…"

Crunchie bar
The Engineer
FUCK YOU HOMER

Sonic Fountain SodaThe NurseShe got white!

Sonic Mobile
The Grocery Manager
"Oh man, I steeped this tea too long."

Sonic Computer mouse
The Engineer
"Are you still walking?"

Sonic paint brushThe Doctor "c’est la vie" (that’s life)

Sonic cup?The Librarian"Have a beer for me."

221bpolicebox:

beinghumanin221b:

jupitereyed:

221bored:

nothing-rhymes-with-ianto:

inconvenient-carrot:

vanyapruverin:

midshipmankennedy:

fizzyginger:

bad-wolf-at-the-door:

lokis-army-at-221b:

starkmedical:

iamlevelseven:

[[Sonic Waterbottle.

The Lingerie Saleswoman

"Thanks darling"]]

[[Sonic Notebook.

The Disabled

"I look like crap, but I’m on my way~~"]]

Sonic Jeans

The unemployed

"shit son my mom is turning my phone off tomorrow"

Sonic Fork

The Lawyer

"But these are"

Sonic Brick (I can move my enemies to tears?)

The Lawyer

"<3 <3 <3 <3"

Sonic Hair (?)

The Caretaker

"Sorry I can’t be of more help."

sonic pen

The Nurse

"I should bring a big truck with a Canadian flag on it to France"

Sonic Pencil

The Accountant 

"I’ve lost one of Twiggy’s toys up a tree…"

Crunchie bar

The Engineer

FUCK YOU HOMER

Sonic Fountain Soda
The Nurse
She got white!

Sonic Mobile

The Grocery Manager

"Oh man, I steeped this tea too long."

Sonic Computer mouse

The Engineer

"Are you still walking?"

Sonic paint brush
The Doctor
"c’est la vie" (that’s life)

Sonic cup?
The Librarian
"Have a beer for me."

(Source: metaf)

genginger:

josswhedonyouremyhero:

fleurdelisee:

my intro to information sciences prof showed us this video Friday morning and I’m still laughing three days later

i want to go study in a library now 

This is… this is beautiful. *cries*

(via its-tuesday-again)

behind-my-empty-eyes:

I am conducting a scientific study on what houses people are in. Reblog this post if you are proud to be a Hufflepuff. (Slytherins reblog this, Ravenclaws reblog this, and Gryffindors reblog this)
Art creds to: liquidsouldesign on deviantart

behind-my-empty-eyes:

I am conducting a scientific study on what houses people are in. Reblog this post if you are proud to be a Hufflepuff. (Slytherins reblog this, Ravenclaws reblog this, and Gryffindors reblog this)

Art creds to: liquidsouldesign on deviantart

(Source: ohmyfreakinggodric, via angelicassbutts)

hello people

this is a game of “who the heck are you?”

name: Chelsey. Or Chelsjoy. Or CJ. Or whatev.

middle name: Joyce

height: 5’5”

birthday: June 9



favorite color: purple

best school subjects: They tell me I’m done with school because of this degree thing I got, but they were English, History, Art, and all those other right brain subjects that amount to making less than $30,000 a year. Unless you’re JK Rowling. Spoiler alert.

current shirt color: Gray.

gamer: Nah. But I like watching Theodore (my husband) play Assassin’s Creed. Is that weird?

day or night: Night.

celebrity crush: ZAC LEVI. Or Jensen Ackles. Or Chris Pine. Ok I’m done.

fallingaroundagain:

lupeylycan:

un-balanc-ed:

thatwrongthing:

this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy

that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel 

this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction

my shirts always fit: a man’s tale

(via angelicassbutts)

voldemortrules101:

Supernatural Season 7 more like

image

(via angelicassbutts)

smythe-hummel:

“I lived without out a computer and cell phone when I was your age.”

yeah well YOUR parents lived without a microwave and the polio vaccine but I don’t see you giving that up

(via angelicassbutts)

davidwain:

MAMA MIA THAT’S A SPICY MEATBALL

davidwain:

MAMA MIA THAT’S A SPICY MEATBALL

(Source: ultimatepisshead, via )