this is a game of “who the heck are you?”
name: Chelsey. Or Chelsjoy. Or CJ. Or whatev.
middle name: Joyce
birthday: June 9
favorite color: purple
best school subjects: They tell me I’m done with school because of this degree thing I got, but they were English, History, Art, and all those other right brain subjects that amount to making less than $30,000 a year. Unless you’re JK Rowling. Spoiler alert.
current shirt color: Gray.
gamer: Nah. But I like watching Theodore (my husband) play Assassin’s Creed. Is that weird?
day or night: Night.
celebrity crush: ZAC LEVI. Or Jensen Ackles. Or Chris Pine. Ok I’m done.
this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy
that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel
this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction
my shirts always fit: a man’s tale
“I lived without out a computer and cell phone when I was your age.”
yeah well YOUR parents lived without a microwave and the polio vaccine but I don’t see you giving that up